Thursday, July 23, 2015

Signs you have lived in Phoenix for too long

1. You complain about how expensive rent is... But in reality, it's not that bad.

2. Mexican food is basically your diet any time of year and having it anywhere else is terrible food. (And You refuse to call Taco Bell Mexican food) 

3. You ride the light rail just to say you've been on it when you really just drive everywhere. 

4. Haboobs are nothing

5. But one drop of water from the sky means certain death to drivers. 

6. The best time to be outside is when it's raining. 

7. More than half of your vacations are to LA (or anywhere in Cali for that matter) 

8. Scorpions are just the common bee. 

9. You brag about the sunsets and the diversity because you have nothing else to brag about to others. 

10. You have some form of solar panel to help with the electricity bill (for the AC that is) 

11. You complain about traffic way too much. Even though it's not really that bad compared to others. 

12. Hiking in the city is common especially on south mountain. 

13. Anything below 70 is heaven on earth and below 60 is blizzard status. 

14. Sandals and flip-flops are a fashion statement and everyone wears them. 

15. Sweats are also a fashion statement.

16. Everyone has a tan.  

17. Most things that are over 5$ at the grocery store is expensive. 

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